GOOD BOY HEAVY METAL - SWEATSHIRT
Feast your eyes on The Good Boy Heavy Metal Hoodie, the absolute unit of outerwear that screams, “I’m edgy, but I also remembered to feed the cat.”
Crafted in abyss-level black so deep it whispers secrets of the underworld (or maybe that’s just my Spotify playlist), this hoodie wraps you in comfort like the loving embrace of your favorite obscure dungeon crawler. And the pièce de résistance? A heavy metal-style logo that boldly declares “GOOD BOY” in jagged, lightning-strike font. It’s the type of lettering that would make even Thor say, “Nice.”
Slide this bad boy on, and instantly become the misunderstood heartthrob of your local comic shop or that one guy who moshes responsibly. This hoodie says, “I may be a good boy, but only after 12 a.m., when the metal hits and I’m up crying over my Skyrim save file."
Warning: Wearing this may result in unsolicited pets from admirers. Thirst responsibly, folks.
- Hand screen-printed and made to order in Madison, TN
- 7.5 oz./yd², 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester, 24 singles
- 100% cotton face
- Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
- Jersey-lined hood
- Matching flat drawcord
- Pouch pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband with 5% spandex
- USMCA certified
Product information
This item is made-to-order by hand in Madison, TN. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production before your order is shipped.
To maintain print quality. Flip item inside out. Machine wash on cold with like colors, no heat, tumble, or hang dry. Do not iron.
RETURNS
WE HAVE A 30-DAY RETURN POLICY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING YOUR ITEM TO REQUEST A RETURN.
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR A RETURN, YOUR ITEM MUST BE IN THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOU RECEIVED IT, UNWORN, UNWASHED, OR UNUSED, WITH TAGS, AND IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
CONTACT US
PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR ORDER NUMBER IN YOUR EMAIL AND YOUR REASON FOR RETURNING.
CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING.
*IF ITEMS ARE NOT SHIPPED BACK WITHIN THE RETURN WINDOW NO REFUND WILL BE ISSUED
STAR CADET
ATTN: RETURNS
111 E. OLD HICKORY
BLVDMADISON TN 37115
REFUNDS
WE WILL NOTIFY YOU ONCE WE’VE RECEIVED AND INSPECTED YOUR RETURN AND LET YOU KNOW IF THE REFUND WAS APPROVED. IF APPROVED, YOU’LL BE AUTOMATICALLY REFUNDED ON YOUR ORIGINAL PAYMENT METHOD. PLEASE REMEMBER IT CAN TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOUR BANK OR CREDIT CARD COMPANY TO PROCESS AND POST THE REFUND.
NO REFUNDS CAN BE MADE AFTER 90 DAYS FROM THE ORIGINAL ORDER DATE.
DAMAGES AND ISSUES
PLEASE INSPECT YOUR ORDER UPON RECEPTION AND CONTACT US. IF THE ITEM IS DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED OR IF YOU RECEIVE THE WRONG ITEM, WE CAN EVALUATE THE ISSUE AND MAKE IT RIGHT.
EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
WE CAN NOT ACCEPT RETURNS ON SALE ITEMS OR GIFT CARDS.
EXCHANGES
WE HAVE A 30-DAY EXCHANGE POLICY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING YOUR ITEM TO REQUEST AN EXCHANGE.
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR AN EXCHANGE, YOUR ITEM MUST BE IN THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOU RECEIVED IT, UNWORN, UNWASHED, OR UNUSED, WITH TAGS, AND IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
TO START AN EXCHANGE, PLEASE CONTACT US.
BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR ORDER NUMBER, WHAT ITEM YOU WILL BE EXCHANGING, AND YOUR DESIRED REPLACEMENT ITEM.
EXCHANGE SHIPPING LABELS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR U.S. EXCHANGES ONLY. ITEMS MUST BE SHIPPED BACK WITHIN TWO WEEKS OF BEING ISSUED THE RETURN SHIPPING LABEL.SHIP ALL EXCHANGES TO THE ADDRESS BELOW.