OG BATTLE BEAR BOMBER - LIMITED

Oh strap yourself in, you glorious blend of preppy sophistication and Monty Python absurdity, because this blue and green plaid bomber jacket is about to take your wardrobe on an adventure worthy of The Holy Grail! This jacket isn’t just a piece of outerwear—it’s like you’re about to charge into a battle of wits with academia, all while looking like you could just as easily be leading a quest to find a shrubbery.

First off, this jacket is 50% wool, 50% acrylic, and 100% ready to make you look like the kind of person who rows on weekends but secretly dreams of telling professors, “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!” It’s got that classic blue and green plaid—a nod to your scholarly side—but then boom, there’s a sherpa collar, because let’s face it, a little extra coziness never hurt when you’re storming the gates of institutional knowledge.

And let’s talk about the details. We’ve got welt hand pockets—perfect for hiding all your passive-aggressive notes about why you think Nietzsche was overrated—and striped ribbing at the cuffs and waist, because it’s important to look sharp while maintaining that subtle rebellion. It’s the kind of jacket that says, “I’ve read Beowulf in Old English, but I also think ‘bravely bold Sir Robin’ had the right idea about running away from nonsense.”

And the star of the show? Our OG battle bear embroidery on the left chest, of course. This bear is the Sir Lancelot of the fashion world—noble, fierce, and probably going to charge into a room screaming, “I’m here to rescue you!” when all you wanted was some coffee. It’s embroidered at just the right size, like it’s silently judging your professor’s choice of textbooks while simultaneously declaring you the king of casual rebellion.

This jacket is a regular fit, so you’ll feel comfortable enough to philosophize about the absurdity of existence, but still look dashing when someone inevitably shouts, “Help! Help! I’m being repressed!” It’s the perfect balance between the quest for knowledge and the desire to throw a cream pie at the next person who uses the phrase “late-stage capitalism” unironically.

So, if you’re out there channeling that preppy, Monty Python-esque style with a side of academic disillusionment, this bomber jacket is for you. You’ll be out there saying, “It’s only a flesh wound” to your academic burnout while looking like the most stylish knight in the round table of life.

This item is made to order and will be screen printed by hand, in-house. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production time before your order is shipped.