HOUNDSTOOTH STARSTRUCK - SWEATSHIRT

 Oh sweet mercy, you over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived, walking encyclopedia of art history, I’ve got the sweatshirt that’s going to carry you through those all-nighters and existential crises like a warm, stylish hug from the Renaissance gods themselves. Let me introduce you to the black and white houndstooth pattern heavyweight hooded sweatshirt—because why should your wardrobe suffer just because you’re one more espresso shot away from debating the meaning of chiaroscuro with your reflection?

First of all, the houndstooth pattern. Classic, bold, and the kind of pattern that says, “I know the difference between Baroque and Rococo, but I’m also totally fine with wearing this while I cry about my thesis in the library.” It’s sophistication wrapped in chaos, much like your academic career right now.

Now, this isn’t just any hoodie—it’s got that heavyweight feel, like it was built to survive a semester’s worth of research papers, critique sessions, and at least one breakdown where you stare into the distance contemplating why you chose this path. It’s got a generous fit, which means it’s roomy enough to hide all of your questionable life choices and those snacks you’ve been stress-eating between chapters on post-modernism.

Let’s talk details—nickel eyelets and a thick drawstring. These are not your average hoodie strings. These strings? Oh, they could lasso you out of a mental spiral and bring you back to reality. You can adjust that hood and disappear into your own personal art history cocoon, or pull it tight for when the professor starts talking about Duchamp again and you need to block out the world.

And right there on the chest, like a beacon of hope and sarcasm, is our signature square star-struck smiley face, embroidered with red and golden yellow polyester thread. It’s that perfect little detail that says, “Yes, I’m about to collapse from academic burnout, but I’m doing it with flair.” This smiley face isn’t just happy—it’s happy for you in a mocking but supportive way, like it knows you’ll make it through this, even if you don’t believe it right now.

So, if you’re out there furiously typing up your Master’s in Art History paper, double-fisting lattes, and secretly regretting not majoring in something easier like business🤮, this hoodie is your new best friend. Throw it on, pull up the hood, and prepare to conquer the academic world one over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived day at a time. Because, my friend, you’re going to be okay, it’s inevitable.

• 10 oz./yd² (US) 16.7 oz./L yd (CA), 70/30 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend 3-end fleece with 100% cotton face, 32 singles
• Generous fit
• Fleece lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
• Nickel eyelets

Original design by: Bailey Galloway & Rachel Rogers

This item is made to order and will be screen printed by hand, in-house. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production time before your order is shipped.

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