NERDORK - GOOD BOY - MINERAL WASH T-SHIRT
Oh-ho-ho, buckle up, my fellow misfits, because the Good Boy Mineral Wash T-Shirt has landed, and it’s here to make your wardrobe do a double-take. This isn’t just any shirt—it’s like the love child of a rock concert and your favorite gaming night, raised exclusively on guitar solos and late-night energy drinks. The mineral wash fabric gives it that vintage, “I’ve lived a little and I look good doing it” vibe, so you’re basically wearing the rebel heart of an ‘80s roadie with the soul of an RPG wizard.
But let’s talk about the pièce de résistance: the heavy metal design that proudly shouts “GOOD BOY” across the chest in a font so jagged it could cut through your ex’s excuses. This shirt doesn’t just say you’re good; it says you’re dangerously good—the kind of “good boy” that holds open the door, but only after flexing a little so everyone knows you carried all the groceries in one trip.
Slip this on, and suddenly you’re not just dressing for the day; you’re making a grand entrance. Perfect for turning heads at the comic shop, stealing glances at the café, or making that one cute barista choke on their latte art. It’s soft, it’s bold, and it’s got just the right amount of thirst-trap energy that whispers, “I’m a good boy, but with a playlist that could melt your face off.”
So, are you ready to channel the type of chaotic good that makes people text, “Hey, what are you up to tonight?” in record time? Because once you wear this tee, expect compliments, lingering looks, and maybe even a phone number or two slipped your way. Remember, wearing this shirt isn’t just an outfit—it’s a lifestyle. And that lifestyle is saying, I’m good, but not too good.
- Hand screen-printed, in-house, and made-to-order
- Embellished with a Nerdork hem label applied in-house
- Mineral wash - No two shirts are exactly alike
- 5.3 oz./yd², 100% heavyweight cotton
- Pre-shrunk
- Classic fit
- 7/8" ribbed collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Ribbed cuffs
- Double-needle sleeves and bottom hem
- Sewn in label
SIZE NOTE: Due to this item's mineral wash process, it runs a bit shorter than a classic fit t-shirt. We suggest double-checking the size chart to ensure you do not want to size up.
Product information
This item is made-to-order by hand in Madison, TN. Please allow 2-5 weeks for production before your order is shipped.
To maintain print quality. Flip item inside out. Machine wash on cold with like colors, no heat, tumble, or hang dry. Do not iron.
RETURNS
WE HAVE A 30-DAY RETURN POLICY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING YOUR ITEM TO REQUEST A RETURN.
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR A RETURN, YOUR ITEM MUST BE IN THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOU RECEIVED IT, UNWORN, UNWASHED, OR UNUSED, WITH TAGS, AND IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
CONTACT US
PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR ORDER NUMBER IN YOUR EMAIL AND YOUR REASON FOR RETURNING.
CUSTOMERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR RETURN SHIPPING.
*IF ITEMS ARE NOT SHIPPED BACK WITHIN THE RETURN WINDOW NO REFUND WILL BE ISSUED
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ATTN: RETURNS
111 E. OLD HICKORY
BLVDMADISON TN 37115
REFUNDS
WE WILL NOTIFY YOU ONCE WE’VE RECEIVED AND INSPECTED YOUR RETURN AND LET YOU KNOW IF THE REFUND WAS APPROVED. IF APPROVED, YOU’LL BE AUTOMATICALLY REFUNDED ON YOUR ORIGINAL PAYMENT METHOD. PLEASE REMEMBER IT CAN TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOUR BANK OR CREDIT CARD COMPANY TO PROCESS AND POST THE REFUND.
NO REFUNDS CAN BE MADE AFTER 90 DAYS FROM THE ORIGINAL ORDER DATE.
DAMAGES AND ISSUES
PLEASE INSPECT YOUR ORDER UPON RECEPTION AND CONTACT US. IF THE ITEM IS DEFECTIVE OR DAMAGED OR IF YOU RECEIVE THE WRONG ITEM, WE CAN EVALUATE THE ISSUE AND MAKE IT RIGHT.
EXCEPTIONS / NON-RETURNABLE ITEMS
WE CAN NOT ACCEPT RETURNS ON SALE ITEMS OR GIFT CARDS.
EXCHANGES
WE HAVE A 30-DAY EXCHANGE POLICY, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE 30 DAYS AFTER RECEIVING YOUR ITEM TO REQUEST AN EXCHANGE.
TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR AN EXCHANGE, YOUR ITEM MUST BE IN THE SAME CONDITION THAT YOU RECEIVED IT, UNWORN, UNWASHED, OR UNUSED, WITH TAGS, AND IN ITS ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
TO START AN EXCHANGE, PLEASE CONTACT US.
BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR ORDER NUMBER, WHAT ITEM YOU WILL BE EXCHANGING, AND YOUR DESIRED REPLACEMENT ITEM.
EXCHANGE SHIPPING LABELS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR U.S. EXCHANGES ONLY. ITEMS MUST BE SHIPPED BACK WITHIN TWO WEEKS OF BEING ISSUED THE RETURN SHIPPING LABEL.SHIP ALL EXCHANGES TO THE ADDRESS BELOW.